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old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
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Old Democrat

A person member of the US democratic party who holds conservative views and is considered disconnected from the current state of the party and there constituents.

These people, who are mostly over 65, tend to hold neo-libral views and support policies like lowering taxes, the regulating corporations, Defunding social programs and increased military spending. Some are republicans who have migrated to the other side after the election of donald trump, and some are lifetime democrats who would be indistinguishable from Republicans 20 years ago. Old democrats tend to be obsessed with the idea of “bi-partisanship” and will often sacrifice popular support for the sake of not appearing “Polarizing”.

Prominent old Democrats include, joe biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi.
“The old democrats have successfully partnered with the senate to The regulate the fossil fuel industry
by Soulful_Tamales July 5, 2022
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old stoaker

Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies
by Paul Haggarty July 23, 2005
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Old buddy

Jason, shifty, ol buddy shifty, Lenziwarrior, shifty hammer
What’s up old buddy? How’s it going old buddy? Party tonight old buddy?
by LenziWarrior February 26, 2020
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The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.
"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."
by T3rm1nator1000 March 9, 2023
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Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"
Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!
by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013
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the old tie-in

when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!
Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"

ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"

Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."

Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
by bitchincamaroXD November 26, 2010
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