Lydia obsessive

When you’re so insanely obsessed and fixated on one singular guy for an extended period of time.

She’s so Lydia Obsessive over William. She’s never even talked to him!

by sexyshit111 June 25, 2025

Homo observatus

The scientific name for a person in your friend group that just exists and spends all their time looking at other socially active groups, ignoring the one they are in

Look at Amelia. *giggles softly*. She's a homo observatus! See, she doesn't even know we're talking about her!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026

Melos-Observer

Melos-Observer (noun | philosophy)
Etymology: Middle English observer (to watch/keep) + Ancient Greek mélos (originally "a limb/part of a whole," later "melody").

A person who intentionally adopts a peripheral social position to achieve a state of heightened "self-presence" through the medium of music.

A practitioner of sonic-detachment, where one experiences the external world as a visual-auditory composition rather than a participatory event.

One who is "unseen but noticed"—holding a social presence that influences the "vibe" of a space without directing its action.

In Social Settings: "I’m not leaving early because I’m bored; I’m just transitioning into a Melos-Observer state. I want to sit on the balcony and watch the party unfold to this specific album."
In Psychology: "He has a Melos-Observer personality; he doesn't need to lead the conversation to feel like he belongs in the room."
As an Action: To "practice Melos-Observation" is to deliberately put on music in a public space to turn reality into art, effectively becoming the audience of your own life.

by Melos-observer January 15, 2026

your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018

Leik’s Obsession

When one is obsessed with the eating of a blue waffle.

What’s with Alex’s Leik’s Obsession

He just enjoys the graininess

by XII Griever IIX January 25, 2019

f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome

tw// pallas
when sum hoes have an obsession with the best hottest and smartest twitter user @bunnnisz... usually the obsession comes from users @hippoddiamandis and @witchdiamandis bcuz they are obsessed whales

* under faez post *
a: omg this flopped as usual

b: wtf how obsessed can you be get help because u have f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome)

*other tweet*
a: ......if this flops its faezs fault / faez hacked me
b: again you're bringing faez in... get help with ur f.o.s WHALE

by rontwigs_luvrxx August 5, 2020

SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.

toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

by fetishgio August 24, 2020