Nub Pumpist

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 11, 2008

dang nub

a term used often by people in the country when surprised or excited.

red neck hoosier 1: I put a new 10 inch sky jacker lift on my truck.
red neck hoosier 2: Dang NUB I didn't know they made that big a lift!

by Ice-finga April 4, 2005

nub

nub has many meanings like 1. a super noob 2. very dumb noob 3. a female noob .4 a dumb person who researches noobs

.1 you facking nub 2. this nub just killed me oh mah gawd he is haxing 3. i married a nub 4. the nubs and noobs has small brians yes small brians not brains brians

by drifter the best January 19, 2018

nubs

Someone has nubs when their nails are unnaturally short, usually caused by consistent biting or picking. Nubs usually end in the middle of your nail bed showing a significant amount of skin over top.

Hey do u wanna go get a manicure with me later? I’ve been super stressed lately :p
Sorry I can’t, I have nubs… they always make fun of me

by sillysalamander June 15, 2021

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019

Nub

A premature penis

The man had a nub.

by broloves November 28, 2010

Nub

Someone who is dorky, annoying, or being dumb.

He's a nub.

by Definitely Not John Cena January 11, 2021