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hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.
Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating
by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017
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schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.
by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016
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Groundhog date

A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?

Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.

Hairdresser: Groundhog date.
by cherryblossom July 4, 2009
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Dating Spiderman

the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.
Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.
by azizy15 November 21, 2011
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bline date

to go on a partially blind date after facebook stalking someone
Hey, now that you checked out Thad, will you go on that bline date with him?
by Idoodoowordoos July 20, 2009
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Binge Dating

Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.
"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"
by docsky June 14, 2011
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Sushi date

A sushi date is a time when a man and women, most preferred lucy and Aidan, go out to sushi train and the man pays
Owen- when you go on your sushi date how do you cut your sushi? Do you put the soy sauce in the sushi or on top of it?
Aidan- shut up
by Da cocc November 21, 2018
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