Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017

noodle pack

A persons brain

Aye I caught that nigga LACKIN shot him right in his noodle pack

by Smartestautisticniggaalive March 4, 2019

strain the noodles

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016