Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

top sort

Australian slang meaning an attractive person, or someone worth persuing a relationship with.
Can be used in reference to guys or girls, but more often is used when guys are talking about girls.

One bloke says "So the new girl started working in the office today."
The bloke he's talking to say "Oh yeah? Is she a top sort?"

by El Fuzzo September 21, 2005

top dawggin it

term used to describe a lifestyle full of confidence, style, drive, sexuality, and presence. originated from the program Top Dawg News, a schoolwide news segment from a high school in orange county.

"See Jimmy show up to prom with 4 different dates? And the suit he was wearing too? Damn."

"Ya, dude hes totally top dawggin it. "

by hellotherehello June 17, 2009

Top Cuh

Top Cuh is used to describe the most powerful and intimidating person you have ever seen. The Top Cuh is usually 6'10 and 350 lbs. of pure, chiseled muscle. The Top Cuh is almost always related to street politics and is usually the gang's leader or highest-ranking member.

Wannabe Gangster: " Yo, you see that dude over there? We should jump him."
Real Gangster: "Are you special needs? That's Top Cuh, we don't need those problems in our lives."

by anonymous April 28, 2022

Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman

Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.

by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020