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moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff
yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O
by Neil November 15, 2004
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mudstache

I gave this girl a Dirty Sanchez last night, she had the thickest mudstache I've ever seen.
by DarkHouse December 29, 2007
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nutstache

A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
by Benedict Cumberstache August 7, 2015
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drumgath mustache

The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.
"hey man just gave christina a drumgath mustache for being a complete whore"
by C. Magee November 19, 2006
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weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.
by JBizzum October 9, 2008
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millvale mustache

This is typically seen from the folks that are born and raised from millvale.

It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
"look over there, that kid has a millvale mustache"

"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"
by mm217 January 18, 2009
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milky mustache

A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.
When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.
by Booz January 13, 2011
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