Muddy Rudder

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.

We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.

by dave invented it May 22, 2006

muddafucka

What an Asian person calls you when you eat rice with a spoon

stupid muddafucka dat not how you eat rice you eat wit chopstick not spoon you stupid American bitch

by Asianboi694206969 September 8, 2019

Mudding

anal sex

Tyler- "Hey man, wanna go mudding?"
Mario- "Sure, why not? That sounds fun!"

by flashlonkashlonk May 11, 2010

Muddy Hotdog

After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!

Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!

by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011

muddy squirrel

Someone who will go into woods without fear of bears, snakes or crazy people. A gritty adventurer.

Is that a muddy squirrel hiking the Appalachian Trail?

by AThiker July 22, 2013

Muddy Rudder

A variation of the "Dutch Rudder".

During anal sex, you pull out, you grab your "muddy" dick, your partner takes hold of your forearm and "helps" you masturbate.

Last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy sex with the muddy rudder. It was awesome!

by jimmy2time January 22, 2010

Muddy Buddy

An african american woman who will trade sexual intercourse with a white man for financial support and or a place to live. A Muddy Buddy could also be a one hit wonder- meaning that she will also trade rides or drugs for a little action.

Yo Johnny boy, are you still holding up that Muddy Buddy in your condo?

Johnny Boy: You bet your sweet ass I am, my wife thinks she's our renter. Little does she know I'm a bonafide Sugar Daddy of a Muddy Buddy.

by EverydaysausageShufflin''' October 1, 2013