lust monkey

person or animal that just likes to fuck fuck fuck

Dam look at that lust monkey go!

by duff May 13, 2005

White Monkey

A person who works in Asia (normally China) and who's qualification for the job is nothing more than being a Westerner and (normally ) caucasian. Not normally applied to black people.

That "white monkey" get paid more than we Chinese do.

by Earthdog June 8, 2018

Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

Love Monkey

It's a man/woman who values most importantly excitement and laughter in relationships.

Damn matt is a love monkey

by LongHorny June 17, 2013

data monkey

One whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.

CTRL-C; CTRL-V; CTRL-C; CTRL-V (repeat ad infinitum)

by Ilovemyjob November 15, 2004

Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

trained monkey

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

by trained monkey January 2, 2008