Minecraft

The best game ever to exist.

Bro wanna play some Minecraft?

by Don’t ask who Joes is... October 24, 2019

Minecraft

Epic cure for any sickness a gamer/god has

Yo bruv u ok?
No
Go play minecraft
K broski

3 days later

Hey I’m good now lol

by 37bea November 3, 2019

Minecraft Month

This is the annual month for the video game known as "Minecraft". On November you can play as much Minecraft as you want with no judgement or consequences.

"you're getting a detention for skipping class to play minecraft"
"But it's Minecraft Month"
"Ok you are free to leave"

by Boris Johnson 2019 November 3, 2019

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.

Real gamers play Minecraft.

by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020

Minecraft

An adult game only for pro gamers

Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft

by Rxgie January 4, 2020

Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.

I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.

by lil kettle March 10, 2020