Mcdonalds

Only Place where you could work for 3 months than
get a promotion

At Mcdonalds 5 more monthes and I'll be an owner :)

by Megkai January 13, 2008

McDonalds

1.) Place to get your burger spat on, cummed on, etc...
2.) Place to get hired when no one else hires you

Ewwwwww thats not mayonnaise!

by G i L October 7, 2003

McDonalds

The reason the majority of America is morbidly over weight

You (to a friend):Hey I've seent that fat lady before
friend:Where?
You:Gorging out at McDonalds

by Shannan July 21, 2004

McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004

McDonalds

(Literally) Junk Food restaurant. The crap they sell there shouldn't even be considered food, but since is too cheap, most rednecks and no-good bums eat their own shit there.

What is this shit? Ooh, It's MacDonalds

*Insert sound of someone eating his/her own vomit here*

by Lord Cthulhu July 21, 2003

McDonalds Friday

The day of the week that a swarve looking group of young adults make a pilgrimage to McDonalds in Barkingside
Additions to the agenda:

Tescos

Sweet shop

Ayo

Spitballing

"Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & McDonalds Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday ---- Craig David booty"

by raisonloverforlife2k11 January 26, 2011

The McDonald's Dad

The Dad who treats his kids to McDonald's and other things, while the Mother does all the dirty work of parenting.

Quit being The McDonald's Dad and change the kids diaper for a change.

by tony1492 July 23, 2012