Fatty matty c

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020

Dirty Mattbauer

When a girl is about to cum from oral, she pulls your face into her pooper while not allowing you to leave until you solve an entire calculus exam

He didn’t know how to use his tongue, and it took me an hour to cum. To get back at him, I gave him a Dirty Mattbauer when I finished

by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

a mattia vibe

a mattia vibe is a cold november-december 2019 morning when ‘no idea’ by don toliver was trending and he would pop up on people’s fyp. And life had a meaning

person number 1: wow! are y’all having déjà vu rn or is it just me??
person number 2: no dawg, you’re just experiencing a mattia vibe!!

wowww totally cellular dawggg

by polibihoe ong br0 February 7, 2021

ivanna matta

The worst person in the universe. We all hoped Ivanna Matta just goes away for everyone.

Ivanna Matta there goes the worst person. When she opens her legs its like a gas chamber

by Ivanna Matta May 30, 2022

Batty Matty Harris

When someone thinks they are in control or have more power over other people but all they do is paint wagons.

Oh stop being a Batty Matty Harris will you!

by SdjrHarry July 5, 2022

The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022