A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit
You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time
by Richard Michael Richmond December 25, 2018
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Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!
by baggergod9000 August 01, 2021
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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 17, 2018
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Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
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Log Hoser

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011
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log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 07, 2017
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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 06, 2014
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