lobster tail 

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.

Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"

lobster tail by Biano March 31, 2003

lobster pot 

when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it

we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!

lobster pot by mossko February 4, 2010

lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.

"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."

lobster tank by fancy February 9, 2005

Lobster

Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.

Great....here comes that Lobster again!

Lobster by Ekaj July 16, 2008

Lobster

to grab something

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?

Lobster by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008

Lobster Juice 

The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.

she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."

Lobster Juice by sliqdude January 27, 2009

Lobsteritas 

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

Lobsteritas by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003