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Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.
At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!
by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017
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crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.
Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!
by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025
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Loafing

praising a particular someone excessively (too much)
"jevarn was loafing hard"
by Ajayy east September 20, 2019
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knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025
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loafing

you either like that or you loafing
Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing
by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024
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Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.
Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021
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Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.
Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022
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