liberal

a steaming pile a shit. someone who thinks they know all about the problems in life. someone who gets embarassed of his/her country for being the best and would rather switch to socialism and tax the fuck out of everyone to limit success. someone who comes back after a semester of college and spits out the same dog shit that their liberal professors fed them and try to pass it off as their own. someone who hates rush limbaugh for being right all the time and for repearedly quashing their feable arguments. just all around illinformed, misinformed, uninformed steaming piles of shit!

Billy thinks we should vote Obama. He says that Obama is change we can believe in. I said that all Obama's changes would be for the worse. He didn't care, he's a liberal.

by john doe 3000 August 3, 2008

Liberal

Someone who is athiest, anti-American, extremely hypocritical, who lies and tarnishes the American country just to get into power, who ruins the economy once they actually get into power, who hates the military and its personnel, who DOESN'T support what marriage is, and who has no balls at all.

"let's TALK to the murderous terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us all by cutting our heads off, and when we catch them, we can't interrogate them because that's mean!" - Said the Liberal

by Paradox4000 July 4, 2009

Liar

see republican, Richard Nixon, or George W. Bush.

"I am not a crook" - Richard Nixon, after the Watergate scandal.

"Um I went to Vietnam, and i passed elementary school!" - George W. Bush, his are pretty much self-explanatory

by White Sox Rule July 9, 2004

Liardius

Refers to a person who has had drunken sex with a really fat chick

How to spot a Liardius:

1. He will claim the next morning to have been blackout. By claiming to be blackout this person both shirks the responsibility for their 'unappetizing' hook-up and avoids having to divulge the vile details of their sexual encounter. Do not be fooled: A Liardius remembers everything from the night before. He is merely trying to hide his secret love for fat girls.

2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))

3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.

Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.

1. Good God, I never figured you for a Liardius.
2. Thats a Liardius for you- what did you expect.
3. He pulled a Liardius

by Yea Ton' September 20, 2006

liberalese

A sublanguage used by liberals, left-wingers and politically correct people in America - largely democrats, SJWs, woke millennials, and snowflakes. Better known as the language form of political correctness.

Liberal 1: Don't you just like hate guns? Like, they're so evil! Guns kill people! Oh and they're like so racist, mysogenistic, and xenophobic and are like the cause of all the division and gentrification in this country!

Liberal 2: Like, ikr?!

Gun owner: wtf???

Smart person (whispers to gun owner): They're just speaking liberalese dude, don't pay attention.

by yowzaswowzas June 18, 2019

the liberace

General, verb - The act of anal intercourse.

Specific , still a verb - The act of anal intercourse in which either party is wearing twenty pounds of rhinestones and manages to state at least once "I wish my brother george were here"; idealy, just before reaching orgasm.

"Don't be shy with the lube if your going to slip me the liberace."

by devilreyes February 21, 2007

cock sucking liar

to tell something that is not true

jason why did you try to start that school bus? "whoever told you that is a cock sucking liar" you dont know that....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009