Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021

Loafs Loyalists Hangout

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person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
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by stab i think July 29, 2021

loaf snack

My bf.

Omg yas my Bf is such a Loaf snack

Lol i call my bf my loaf snack hope he doesnt sees this

by RomanS_cock June 30, 2021

Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 4, 2012

Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL September 4, 2013

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.

Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.

by Bingbang August 11, 2012