Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

knackerise

(vb) to grab, squeeze and/or pull the testicles, either through the clothes or by opening the fly, to cause more or less severe pain. English. knacker knackers

Sometimes as a joke, often as torture, occasionally so that the victim will be so preoccupied with his pain that he desists from some antisocial behaviour.

He was being too aggressive, so I knackerised him. That gave him something to think about.

There's (name)! It's his birthday: grab him and knackerise him! Make his day!

by frankieco January 24, 2012

knackerwallet

A wallet totally devoid of money; one typically filled with cobwebs and useless bits of paper.

I left my knackerwallet at the pub, but who cares, there’s nothing in it to steal anyhow.

by LS_GA May 14, 2014

Knackerphile

noun. - A term used to describe an uncontrollable sexual fascination and attraction with people from the travelling community.

"Terry never leaves the halting site. He's such a knackerphile!"

by WordsyMcWordsmith May 13, 2015

knackered

Being thoughly drunk, nicely high and overall chill

I feel nicely knackered

by ThiccNSnoopy January 10, 2020

Knackered

Exhausted from a first date.

When you come home after being out all night doing wild stuff with this girl you just met and your brother who’s still up wants you to hang with him and his friends in the computer room, “sorry boys I’m f*cking knackered.”

by McRibbie March 13, 2020

Knacker

A person that is a bit of a bellend but can also be used in friend groups to call each other knackers when they do someone stupid or something that annoys them.Can also be changed to knackered,knackers or knackse

That’s so knackered

They are knackers

That’s so knackse

Ah don’t do that you knacker

Look at this knacker
Look at those knackers
This guy is such a knacker

Don’t be a knacker

by Fin Starkey August 25, 2020