Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

by Implying713 June 24, 2011

Killing my life.

The act of having one's life destroyed.

It also refers to one's hate for another person or thing.

It is used when your anger levels are at their highest.

1. Those kids have been keeping me up every day this week. It's killing my life.

2. I hate Justin Bieber. His music kills my life.

3. That waiter is taking forever to bring us our dinner. He's killing our life.

by JImothySprocket August 20, 2010

Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

Kellen

She, is beautiful, she gets shy around new faces but once she finally gets conformable she is funny, speaks her mind and is not afraid of being honest. She is not a fan of school at all. She has a ton of friends and can make new friends easily. Her laugh is so contagious. Her resting bitch face makes most people think she hates them. She is also really good at sports and is really competitive. She loves spending time with friends and family

Disclaimer : not every Kellen is like this, please don't get offended, and here's a reminder that you are beautiful the way you are, be kind to everyone you meet and tryout new things!

by Restingbitchface3 October 12, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.

Friend #1: go hug that girl
Friend #2: no
Friend #1: wow, you’re such a kellen

by Simpgurl070 May 25, 2020

honor killing

Honor killing is killing a relative (usually but not always female). It isn't acceptable in Islam nor in any religion. It's a kind of primitive tradition in some societies (not only Middle Eastern). It's a stupid atrocity and it's not honorable at all.

The so-called honor killing is a dying tradition.

In Greek mythology Orestes kills his mother because she cheated on his father and let her lover kill him. Greek mythology isn't Islamic, is it??

"Christians living within parts of Africa and the Near East, such as sections of Egypt, Jordan and the Palestinian Authority, sometimes carry out the crime honor killing" Wikipedia

by commentator December 29, 2007