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Push karma

A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.
I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.
by Chene1011 June 10, 2021
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma
by WaltersGUS May 8, 2014
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Karma

Karma is a girl/boy very attractive and can sway people’s mind very fast. They bring a lot of positive energy and treats people in accordance to how they are being treated. They’re mostly kind and empathetic. Make them smile, they’ll cross oceans for you. Sometimes, the situations generate a bitch in them but they easily resolve the negative power too.

Excruciatingly powerful and understanding. Believes in fate but finds logic mostly too.
Last night I met my friend Karma at the deli.
by Sheila Dan November 24, 2021
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Hoe Karma

When hoeing goes wrong and you end up getting karma.
Girl1:”girl I got hoe karma”
Girl2: “what happened
Girl1: “I fucked my ex and got pregnant
by GLOdak Black August 13, 2019
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Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right
Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma
by MotherEureka July 22, 2019
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karma

Seeing how the f*ck you like it.
Karma is When you throw a banana peel in Mario Kart, and then you end up slipping on it.
by Savage Bish May 19, 2019
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