junk me

junk me ...to be made a fool of or play mind games with

DAMN I GOT JUNKED BY HIM.. HE SAID HE LOVED ME BUT I GOT JUNKED..DON'T JUNK ME ..I AIN'T NO ONES JUNK.. SHE WAS JUNK...HE SOLD ME JUNK...I AM THE JUNK...SHE GOT JUNKED BY HIM

by nunu227 November 22, 2013

junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

Junk yard hoe

A girl who is so incredibly deplorable, both aesthetically and audibly, that she belongs in a junk yard. A JYH is usually the ugly friend of a cooler, more visually pleasing girl, usually kept around so that said hot girl looks more appealing to the male population.

Bro #1: Dude, I hate when Nicole brings Christina around. Everything about her is unbearable.

Bro #2: I know man. She's a real junk yard hoe.

by PrettyFlvcko November 16, 2014

Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

Junism

The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.

"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."

by mrsa March 21, 2015

junk sauce

Another way to refer to semen, spooge, or skeet.

I'm going to have to change the bedsheets after dropping all that junk sauce last night.

by Misty Bottoms December 20, 2015

Junk dunk

In process of walking through steadily rising water until it gets the the point where a man is forced to submerge his crotch to continue further

The water was cold, but once I got the junk dunk out of the way it wasn't so bad

by BrandyT April 11, 2016