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jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"
by kathy le October 23, 2008
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Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.
Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008
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jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.
Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
by jonokauf December 7, 2013
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Jonathan Nguyen

Bruh this Asian nigga is really asian he has glasses.
Jonathan Nguyen and Jennifer sitting in a tree Kissing
by Heyyminute May 28, 2019
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Jonathan Taylor Thomas

When a girl engages in a sexual act with three men named Jonathan, Taylor and Thomas at the same time. Also referred to receiving a JTT
Suzanne loves every time she receives a Jonathan Taylor Thomas
by Dykstra January 9, 2009
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jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.
Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.
by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013
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Jonathan Swift

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017
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