Joe Jonas

The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth.

Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.

Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.

Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.

by hotDANG! ItstheJB. May 2, 2008

joe jonas

the hottest nut hugger alive
End of story

Joe Jonas's cock is much bigger than yours.

by JSDLKFJLKJDSFLK May 19, 2008

nick jonas

Nicolas Jerry Jonas is the 15 year old super-mega second-to-youngest cutie of the super hot band the Jonas Brothers. He has two hot and smexy older brothers named Joseph Adam Jonas (18) and Paul Kevin Jonas II (20).

Isn't Nick Jonas so adorably cute!

by mrsjonasx3 January 15, 2008

jonah

Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.

He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.

by yyz113 April 15, 2008

joe jonas

the sexiest beast ever

person 1:hey did u see joe jonas on tv
person 2: oh you mean the sexiest beast ever

by lovealex710 June 27, 2008

Jonah

Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok

I hate Jonah but it’s fine because he hates me even more

by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019

the jonah

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

by doingthejonah March 30, 2011