Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!

by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006

Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.

Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!

by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009

Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.

Hey fuck yeah I am Jordan Man, eat my shit

by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011

jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.

He is such a Jordan lynch

by Peace to the world February 28, 2014

joianna

she is a but and can be annoying sometimes but you luv her more then anything

joianna is the best friend i could ever have

by Hotty girl103 December 23, 2016

Jordan

The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker

Fuck Jordan

by HandleNutSac February 1, 2019

Jordan

literally the fucking best. that’s it.

Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah

by jdawg4 August 4, 2019