jared

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks

jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know

by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025

Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.

"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"

by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019

Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.

He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏 May 7, 2024

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

Jared

Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity

You know it's just jared

by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021

Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest

Woah bro you're totally Jared rn

by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022

Jared V

The greatest looking light skin on the planet.....

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?

by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019