January 14

Give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day

Me: -Gives chocolate and the world to the person who was born on january 14-
Someone: Why are you giving the world and chocolate to someone for free?
Me: Because its the give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day.
The person who was born on January 14: THANK YOU SO MUCH<3333

January 14 by anonymous November 21, 2021

January 18th 

The best people are born on the 18th of January especially the kind and loving ones who are the most slept on

Makayla was born on January 18th

January 18th by Yah2018 November 22, 2021

January 11th 2008 

People who have this birthdate are gay. Any year before or after that are considered straight, except for this one

"Hey he's born on the 11th of January back in 2008!"
"January 11th 2008? Oh yeah, he's definitely gay"

January 11th 2008 by TheBabyTheBabyTheBabyLetsgo November 22, 2021

january 13 

a day with little energy, to be at home smoking and listening to music, the year has just started and you are getting used to the cold, maybe a day to call your friends and stay home, watching a series or doing any other bullshit.

"Do you want to leave this on the january 13? chill day"

january 13 by Dumb0yy November 23, 2021

january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

january 14 by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

January 1st 2022 

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

January 1st 2022 by I am a shark December 17, 2021

January 1st 

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

January 1st by I <3 me December 22, 2021