iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

iPhone

iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind

P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018

iPhone 5s

A cellular device also known as a Mohammed Abusbeih

answer your iPhone 5s

by TheOneandtwo November 5, 2018

iPhone

A phone that's only feature is a cracked screen, apple care not included

Teddy: "You got an iPhone?"
Jaquees: "Yeah I got a cracked screen"

by Wakandanboi February 2, 2019

Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz

A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one

by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019

Ichinose Guren

Ichinose Guren is one of Renad's many husbands. he's so freaking hot and charming that anyone would fall for him at first sight. He's baby. Who needs a cure for cancer when you have ichinose guren and his smile, which can also cure other uncurable diseases.

"Renad loves Ichinose Guren"
"Ichinose Guren, the husband of Renad"
"Ichinose Guren cures cancer"

by renadrms November 27, 2019

Ichinose Guren

Ichinose Guren is one of Renad's many husbands. he's so freaking hot and charming that anyone would fall for him at first sight. He's baby. Who needs a cure for cancer when you have ichinose guren and his smile, which can also cure other uncurable diseases.

"Renad loves Ichinose Guren"
"Ichinose Guren, the husband of Renad"
"Ichinose Guren cures cancer"

by renadrms November 28, 2019