The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

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by it still hurts \u00e2\u0098\u0 October 25, 2023

hurtful lemonade

Lemonade or other carbonated drinks that are too fizzy and make one's eyes water.

This mainly happens to people who prefer water.

Person 1: I think that I have a bottle of Hurtful lemonade.

Personal 2: No, that's just fiberglass.

by DARK_VOID November 5, 2023

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Hurted

Intense level of pain

I was playing basketball and I hurted my ankle really bad.

by Stephen4586 December 31, 2023

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024