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humanity 

A species of mammals that spreads like a virus. Humanity deserves to be annihilated.
"Animals kill other animals, wolves kill deer... and humanity kills all other species...They just call it 'industry'," Mickey Knox, NATURAL BORN KILLERS
humanity by GORZ April 20, 2004

Female Human 

Another word for "girl" or "woman"

Used to identify someone
Female Human by kambuijackson August 15, 2017

human being 

An entity who carries stories the way other entities carry bits of twig or children with big eyes or a carapace.. I cannot say the human being has a set of appendages or that he or she has language. It's not about that. It's not about movement. It's not about sounds that are held in the body. When I boil up a human being (which is horrible to think about, I'm sorry), I get: narrative. As the distinguishing trait.
I mean, she broke up with me, but she broke up with me in the morning. She was a real human being about it, you know? She spent the night.

Human Parking Cone 

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!
Human Parking Cone by Albakody December 14, 2010
1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.

2. Something racists just can't realize.

3. The root of all problems.
1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.

Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.

Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.

2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...
human by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

Anti-humanity 

adjective:

To have a intense and extreme hate towards the human species.
When someone hates or despises the human species (not personally like personally like based on their personality but just to hate humans) they are anti-humanity.
Anti-humanity by Kwamii June 8, 2009