Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Lean hiring

When a company rarely recruits more employees, leading its current employees to take on more work then they are being paid to do and some job hunters to remain unemployed.

Ashley: Dude, why hasn't any of this companies gotten back to me about my applications?
Clyde: They probably do lean hiring so they can save money from not having to pay so many employees.

by Who will stop the rain? August 16, 2025

Everything in Haringey

An expression that sums up a conversation or point about the troubles and bad things in London.

Person 1: You know some London gangs have guns? They mainly come from Jamaica.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Everything in Haringey.

by everythinginharingey112 May 11, 2012

C.E.hOing

Using ones status and wealth to get younger hotter side pieces.

Michael likes C.E.hOing, especially with Eastern Europeans.

by Kitten615 March 26, 2020