HOOKRAY

a nasty ass female, most likely has STDs, has probably slept with one or more of your friends

no way am I gonna moisten tonight, all these hookrays smell like v-cheese.

by jaboi May 17, 2007

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

hookerfucked

wrecked looking

After the fight, his face was all hookerfucked.

by autopsybabiesdotcom March 13, 2009

Hookertot

A minor who acts as if he or she is a hooker.

Similar to a prostitot.

A word created by Led.

"Where did Jill get the money for those clothes?"
"She's a hookertot"

by PRRR April 10, 2009

Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

by justowen April 29, 2010

hooker

town in south dakota with a population of 10.

after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.

by sim sim salla bim October 20, 2011

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011