A move Brayden Mayes uses on Kenzie Carlow during a movie that makes her hurt and not horny. She then slaps him and calls him a faggot.
by Bigdaddyslongdong 🍆💦 June 05, 2018
by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022
by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 17, 2018
The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022
Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both
I'm off to check the hooks
by Hook Checker November 23, 2016
by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016
When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
by MadBantsForMadLads April 08, 2016