hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

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hog's bait

A "hog's bait" is a large meal that one has consumed (generally enough to "bait" a hog and catch it). A "hog's bait" is also when a person has had enough of a certain situation.

Generally used in the deep south.

Damn that was a good buffet. I ate a hog's bait.
I tell you what, I've had a hog's bait of his smart mouth.

by ole so and so May 31, 2013

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Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018

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hog line

3. The #1 line on the New Glasgow Bombers Hockey team. The line consists of Flip, Fat Darren and The all-time points leader in Nova League history....Bruce Levy.

"The Hog Line scored again!! Why can't the Kid Line score as much as them!"

by Tigerblood55 October 20, 2016

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