hand n hand

The discreet exchange of two items, usually drugs and money, disguised as a handshake. usually followed by putting the hand that was used into ones pocket.

"Ill meet you out front. Its gonna be a quick hand n hand, I'm in a hurry."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Hand Trolley

When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.

Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"

Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."

Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"

Guy 2: "Fo sho."

Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

hand jobber

Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages

Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.

by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010

hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer April 7, 2011

Hand cake

When a male ejaculates into a females hands.

Ryan "I'm going to cum! Hold out your hands!"
Sarah "oh yeah, I love hand cakes!"

by Smario999 January 2, 2012

Hand Release

When a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. Also known as HR for short.

Man if she doesn't want to give you a BJ just get her to give you a soothing HR (Hand Release).

by Mark E. July 20, 2006

Hand Jacuzzi

When you are in the shower, and you cup your hand to the bottom of your bum. Then when your hand cup has been filled with shower water, fart into it and make bubbles like a jacuzzi.

I made a hand jacuzzi in the shower this morning when i farted into my hand that was cupped with water against my bum.

by Rat City February 13, 2010