I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing

friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"

by K87 November 20, 2009

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Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

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French Guest

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"

I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.

by Lightspeedpork July 9, 2014

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natalie guest

Natalie Guest is a fabulous YouTuber who makes fandubs. CaitDank is her best friend.

"NATALIE GUEST IS A DANK MEME!!!"

by CaitPin May 23, 2016

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Poop Guest

When you go over to someones house just to poop, and then leave. This person thinks you are coming over for a nice visit. Instead you leave them with a smelly bathroom.

Dude came over to my house as a Poop Guest. Needless to say he is no longer invited over.

by arthurvandelay November 28, 2016

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