(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy May 31, 2018
The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.
I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler
by JayKayIsMyName December 20, 2020
by Decadent Thymes November 14, 2023
by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021
Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).
by Blitzkrieg! June 12, 2010