Golden Goose

A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.

'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'

by rhys[scb] July 4, 2008

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goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

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goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

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double goose

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

by Herbage SMoker September 5, 2008

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goose bomb

A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.

I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.

by Jackoff Smirnoff January 14, 2010

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