Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

Goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.

by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019

Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

goober

goober is someone who is a history nerd who really really likes Garfield and who has a goofy name and cant draw

omg is that goober - me
yes - goober

by sentientbread January 6, 2023