Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022
Get the Goober Doofusmug. Look a that guy sitting there with his Christmas hat on in McDonalds. That’s a Goofy Goober for sure
by Lil Knowledge June 19, 2023
Get the Goofy Goobermug. by The8baLL January 26, 2020
Get the Goober Watsonmug. is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.
by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020
Get the Goobermug. someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.
To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.
Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019
Get the Goobermug. Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.
Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"
by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021
Get the Goobermug. by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
Get the Floober goobermug.