Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 July 29, 2019

by GenLoser August 28, 2023

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
