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Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.
It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.
by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020
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Ghost Rudder

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
by Smith Shark March 31, 2009
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ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
by Squeakee July 19, 2009
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the ghost in the machine

An ambiguous phrase to describe illogical or unexpected computational behavior that may or may not be caused by some level of sentience be it maintained within the system or at the PEBKAC layer.
Sally couldn't explain why her computer would not work, then as soon as she called IT the machine started working again. IT blamed it on the ghost in the machine
by midstoveilan November 18, 2013
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Pointless Ghost

A shady figure known for drawing the largest breasts on the most unlikely of characters. A menace to the society of online snowflakes who throw a fit over "oversexualization" of characters who aren't even minors. He's also a very nice person, so don't judge a book by its cover!
Wow, is that twitter user Pointless Ghost? He draws the best houseki art, but those boobs are awfully big...
by yoyothong January 12, 2022
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ghost bogey

When it feels like you have a bogey in your nose, but you don't.
Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!
by swagsha January 13, 2016
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Ghost milk

Slang term for getting high on cocaine and Xanax (preferably) but other benzodiazepines are acceptable.
"Hey Alan, all that white powder on your nose reminds me of a milk mustache, did you just ghost milk? Because you can't stop freestyle rapping... this combo gets you in the zone brotha! You're rhythm is crazy fast but with such a smooth lyrical flow. Gotta be dat ghost milk!"

"No man did you forget where you are??

My name's not Alan, it's Ryan, and you've been mumbling to yourself non-stop about conspiracy theories. You're the one that ghost milked! Let me know if we need to get you to rehab..."
by AngelDust88 August 30, 2017
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