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Only I get that joke

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."
by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014
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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016
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get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
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You grow an emotional attachment to a person, animal, or objects if you give it a name.
Mike Wazowski: You're not supposed to name it. Because once you name it, you get attached to it!
by Angelina S. August 9, 2019
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Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!
by Collloser The Typer Boi January 5, 2021
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get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later
Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob
by I hate frank November 11, 2021
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