Son of a fucking bitch

a string of profanity, usually uttered when someone accidentally self-induces pain.

John:(after stubbing his toe) Son of a fucking bitch!

by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007

dog fucking

to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy.

Tim: man, I havn't done a thing all day
Jim: you are such a dog fucker

Jim: Damit Tim will you do somthing, quit dog fucking

Tim: Im so tired and half cut, Im gona dog fuck all day

by kevyn r February 18, 2008

water fucking

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.

by Jilina September 22, 2005

fucking shit cock

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

by sean mennecke December 11, 2007

fucking douche bag

basically a piece of shit

bloggers, fucking douche bag

by cheech marin12 February 24, 2009

Throat fucking

The act of thrusting a cock deep into a persons throat and sliding it back and forth until reaching orgasm. It's a highly prized skill and requires much practice by the receiving partner but if done correctly, is extremely erotic and intensely pleasurable for both participants.

I got a terrific throat fucking from Larry and his friends yesterday and I loved it!

by sterculius June 8, 2010

fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.

She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004