Flying scotsmen

Going a really long distance with little gas in your car's tank

Person 1: Dude i went all the way to the rave then back to Elk Grove with less than a quarter gas in my tank
Person 2: That's what we call pulling a Flying Scotsmen

by misunderstoodscamp March 29, 2013

flying mantis

the act of throwing a mantis at your lover as you are about to ejaculate.

n/a flying mantis

by the real Edward Richtofen November 4, 2013

flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

Fryving

Driving while eating french fries.

Life is so busy these days we often eat in our cars; fryving as we pull out of the drive thu.

by scoobydee June 8, 2015

flying in formation

When a group of inebriated people all assume incorrectly that a story teller at a party is using a word as slang or metaphor, rather than its literal meaning. Ex: "I used to be a pretty skilled crop-duster." The speaker is a pilot, not a passer of gas.

Those dudes were totally flying in formation when they started laughing uncontrollably at Winnie when she said, "Do I smell popcorn?" Because we were actually making popcorn.

by nullvoid August 9, 2015

Flying thumbs

Commonly referring to a hitchhiker using their thumb

I'm an official flying thumbs. An underground group of hitch hikers.

by Tired Today March 21, 2016

Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016