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Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
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Shart-Cootery

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.
That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.
by Bslagg June 4, 2022
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Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).
After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".
by sweet_thang October 4, 2012
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puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.
Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.
by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020
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Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process
DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN
by OtterMerps February 23, 2021
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Shart Masala

A unique delicacy served in ancient times to members of royalty, secret society and wealthy individuals.
Bro, that shart masala at Baji's house was so delicious. I brought my wheelbarrow and asked for a fill up so I can share this mouth watering dish with my bhai's yarrrrrr
by AuthenticBhai_420 February 24, 2020
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Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.
She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.
by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020
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