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Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
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fifty

fifty is a term for the percentage og your energy level. lets say youre having a pretty halv drevent day, then youre fifty
he was real fifty today
by yourmumisamilf February 2, 2022
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FOTY

A sarcastic term and nickname for a dead beat, absentee or piece of shit father. FOTY is an acronym for Father Of The Year but in the most negative way possible.
Like always, I'll got my son and you stay there, doing You, like you always do, FOTY!!

Years ago, my friend had a horrible, cheating husband and worst, he was also a beadbeat, missing in action-father.

After one of their many arguments and me always trying to diffuse the tension with humor, I said, Well, he turned out to be a real FOTY! She said FOTY? Yeah, Father Of The Year. And it stuck! FOTY is the term for that horrible, beadbeat father and we all know that type.

That sentence comes straight out of a text I sent my son's father! His nephew was the original crown holder, but now he rocks it oh too well!
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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fiftyburger

When a football team scores 50+ points in one game; When a basketball player scores 50+ points in one game
The Patriots put up a fiftyburger against the Jets.
by TommyTheJ January 3, 2022
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Footy

used by Brian chu to describe an individual as weird; doesn't act or think normally in the video game Escape From Tarkov
"what is he doing , what a fucking footy bro"
by lootgoblinVapor March 16, 2022
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Fifty Fifty

The typical guy whom usually has the first name Ryan. He has a shy smooth side that reminds people of expensive jewelry and over priced cigars, trust me it ultimately ends with a nights worth of magical charades involving one trick pony’s landing his huge erected soldier in pony land heaven. 99.9% of the time he’s always right even the chemical smoked trails followed behind him cant persuade the charming messages hes left everyone speechless. his facts are random but successfully execute the demands of the sex crazed animal purring overworked vaginas around the neighborhoods he’s explored. after it’s all said and done he’s left contemplating his well-being of his personal genitals and the soreness of his calves. True definition of a fifty fifty.
She opens her door and sees him standing there purposely taking off his helmet in the sexiest way. Instantly Ryan’s laid. Ryan’s confused and feeling 50/50 on how he’s silently pulling pussy so easily. He’s completed the vision with an unmet mission leaving no solution to why or who Ryan actually is.

Fifty fifty is defined as the original confused gangster leaving everything half full.
by @red_headed_gang_ May 9, 2022
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