flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.

Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.

by Joe December 27, 2004

flake

A form of cocaine or soft,often used to describe a good quality.

I aint got none of that stuff ol'dude got, i got some of that "flake"...

by 2-Shay April 17, 2006

flake

Flake is an English slang word refering to a piece of choclate, usually to put on Ice-Cream

"Lets go get some Ice-Cream with a flake"

by A.Sodom. September 24, 2006

Flake

Flake town, or Forest Lake, is a stoner town in minnesota where the store taht makes the most money is daisey mase... They ksell bongs and hot dogs.

"I am gonna go to Flake town and get stoned and eat a hot dog"

by Charlie April 23, 2005