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Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!
by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015
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Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate
Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"
by Jumont 357 October 19, 2016
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pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind
Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world
by French intesifies August 22, 2018
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Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.
Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...
by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020
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fap file

A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.
"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"
by RS3 December 30, 2016
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Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*
Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?
by lol rRed January 10, 2019
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