fake talk 

the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be substituted for the word "bull shit"

Teacher: You have a three page essay to right.
Student: Nah, that's fake talk.

fake talk by WhateverThisisDumb October 13, 2009

Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.

I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!

Fake Chowed by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011

Fake News 

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.

1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.

Fake News by Vantius December 21, 2016

philadelphia fake out 

when ingaged in sexual intrecourse, in the style of the k9 and climax is approaching, spit on her back and when she turns around your load is blown in her face

ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhhh (spit) AAAHHHHHHHHHH splush.

philadelphia fake out by wisconsin whitey August 28, 2003

fake streaks 

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks

did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks

fake streaks by juulian February 14, 2019

Fakies 

When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.

Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"

Fakies by David Mand March 8, 2019

fake Monet 

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.

F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.

fake Monet by Anna313 February 9, 2009