Cavity fairy

The "evil twin" of the tooth fairy who leaves instead of cash for kids teeth these wee little meanies let painful cavities inside the kids teeth in thier wake.

If you don't brush your teeth, you may get a visit from the cavity fairy!

by BruinKiller3469 April 2, 2009

Dirt Fairy

Individual who passes out drunk at The Texas Renaissance Festival with their shoes on. In that case, once he/she is found, they are covered with trash and glitter then left to awaken alone and wondering what the fuck happened. Generally the act is videotaped, and photographed for future enjoyment by all who were involved, much to the dismay of said "Dirt Fairy". So let this be a warning to all, do not fall alseep/pass out with your shoes on!

A search on dirt fairy in a popular social networking site, will show you pictures and videos of said, dirt fairy.

by RennieBonz December 6, 2010

weed fairy

an awesome female who loves to smoke her friends and other people on joints. she seems to have an abundance of supply and loves to share!

*gasp!* the weed fairy is coming!

prepare to get high!

by tararara February 20, 2009

foot fairy

A person who plays soccer thinking it's tougher than football

Wow look at that foot fairy thinking he's the shit.

by laxgoalie45 January 13, 2009

grass fairy

somebody who plays soccer, or somebody who thinks soccer is better then football

''soccer is the hardest hitting sport,'' STFU you grass fairy.

by ahsfootball July 21, 2011

Faify

High pitched internet whore ,usally afficted by some type of ailment and a woman, that whores herself/himself around but will die a lonely bitch because she/he makes sure your problems aren't as bad as her/his in order to guilt trip you into not saying anything about her/his retardation...... Also known to have tidal periods.

Stop being such a Faify Sarah, god.

by Zxva January 9, 2008

Tooth Fairy

One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.

Gay Dentist

by Ben's son January 21, 2004